Bristol Harlequins 2010 Tour

Tour Rules

• All tourists will be expected to maintain certain standards of behaviour. The following rules will apply unless the touring party is specifically advised otherwise by the Tour Chairman (Mr Hero)
• Where applicable all tourist will address each other by tour names/titles
• Forbidden words. Anyone saying the following words will be fined.
  • Euro
  • Spain
  • Rugby
  • Beer
  • Swimming Pool
  • Beech
• If the PINK golf ball is dropped into your drink when your hand is touching the drink you must immediately down the drink in one. You now have possession of the pink golf ball and can drop it in somebody elseÕs drink at your discretion.
• Any Non playing tourists are required to dress up as cheer leaders whilst watching the team play.
• Tour Virgins WILL choreograph and perform their own version of the Haka before the match which will be led by YTS
• 2 Tour translators have been appointed Mr 50/50 and Mr Nause. These 2 will act as interpreters during all public speaking anyone else trying will be fined.
• Everyone must have 2 minutes of entertainment prepared, and can be called upon to perform this at anytime they will be summoned and judged by Mr Fountain of Youth. E.g Songs, jokes party tricks etc.
• No finger pointing!
• When the Tour DanceMaster (Mr Sick Note) starts to dance the last one dancing gets fined. When the Tour ThumbMaster (Mr Fountain of Youth) secretly puts their thumb on the table, the last person to put their thumb on the table gets fined. When the Tour HeadMaster (Mr Chemist) puts their head on the table the last person to put their head on the table will be fined.
• Tourists will treat members of staff at our accommodation politely and with respect.
• Those found guilty of committing tour misdemeanours will be punished accordingly.
• All tourist accused of tour misdemeanours will be given a fair and just hearing in court on Sunday. The prosecutor Mr Missing Link and the defence Mr Puke and The Honourable Judge Jess will preside.
• Although the main reason for the tour is for everybody to have fun, tourist are reminded that we are representing Bristol Harlequins Rugby Union Football Club and tourist will be expected to conduct themselves in a manner which will not bring the club into disrepute.
• Any complaints or disputes will be handled by the tour committee and their decision will be final

Tourist List

Tour names will be used at all times including on the tour fundraiser day until tour virgin master decides different

Bristol Harlequins 2010 Tour Virgin Rules

As you will all be aware, we have an age-old tradition of treating those who are embarking on a tour with us for the first time as ÔTour VirginsÕ. The Tour Virgins are reminded that all senior tourists have endured this character building experience, and the senior tourists would like to say Ògood luckÓ to the Virgins and may they rise to the challenge like true rugby players.

The Tour Virgins will be expected to abide by the General Rules set out as below.

• Virgins will at all times treat all the Senior Tourists with respect.
• Virgins will address all Senior Tourists as ÔSirÕ or by their correct tour title preceded by ÔMisterÕ (e.g. ÔMister Tour Virgin MasterÕ).
• Virgins WILL choreograph and perform their own version of the Haka before the match which will be led by YTS
• Tour Virgins will remain on duty until 20:00pm each evening then start again at 8:00am each morning
• Tour Virgins will be required to attend to their Senior Tourists Masters(the ones who have paid for them).
• Tour Virgins will follow the instructions given to them by their Senior Tourists Masters. These instructions will be carried out respectfully, cheerfully and immediately.
• Tour Virgins will be held responsible for the comfort and general well being of their Senior Tourists Masters (e.g. making sure that Senior Tourists have full glasses and making a trip to the bar for them if necessary).
• Tour Virgins may find that some rules may be relaxed at times. This will be at the discretion of their Masters.
• If any Virgin feels that they are being treated unfairly, they may take this up with the Tour Virgin Master (Mr Tom Moore).

If any Senior Tourist feels that the performance of their allocated Tour Virgin is not up to scratch, they may take this up with the Tour Virgin Master (Mr TommMoore).

Bristol Harlequins 2010 tour virgin list.

1. Lee Pearn
2. Danial Gamlin
3. Tony Hall
4. Daniel Northcott
5. Bryan Brooks
6. Wes Elstone
7. Mark Eastlake
8. Christian Templar
9. Josh White
10. Kane Burchill
11. Christopher Allen
12. David Young
13. Johnny Ville